Scenes of a Sexual Nature Review

It’s a busy day for Heat on the Heath. There’s Andrew Lincoln, caught red-handed by his wife as he ogles the knickers of a sunbathing French girl straight out of a Timotei ad; there’s Eileen Atkins and Benjamin Whitrow, reminiscing wistfully on a bench and sating the Derby and Joan vote; there’s Ewan McGregor, at the male pond, debating commitment issues with his boyfriend, Douglas Hodge, before sloping off for a quickie in a bush with a stranger; and there’s Tom Hardy, flirting with Sophie Okonedo and attempting the most ludicrous of ‘street’ accents. Clichés abound. Love is blind, and so is Gina McKee's date with stuffed-shirt bookseller Hugh Bonneville. Money can’t buy you love, and so Mark Strong’s not on to a winner by paying Polly Walker to spend time with him. Love hurts, and guess what? Okonedo’s crying.